I live in a designated Fire Abatement District in my city, and we pay a flat fee every year that included the maintenance of a herd of goats that keep the dry grass in the hills short.
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Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map…
Dude, are you soft or something? Burn their houses to the ground and salt the earth upon which they stood! THEN call and get them fired.
Fuck, calling Discovery channel to have everyone fired.
All I can see is this:
My relationships usually last 10 months. I pretty much know they're the wrong guy after 4 months, but hold on longer than I should for social or financial reasons.
Sometimes relationships end quickly for obvious reasons: Too much fighting. Or maybe he likes the band MAGIC! But…
I agree with you about the soul-searching. I've found as I've grown older, I am less interested in the "MacGyver" (i.e. "Turn your coffeepot into a houseplant irrigation machine using Arduino") or shortcuts pieces and much more engaged by the "take time to ask these questions about your life" posts. As a collection,…
She's my 1 celebrity crush, please tell me she is the porcelain faced angel that I imagine her to be.
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OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.
There's a new app on the market: It's morally questionable, almost entirely useless, and marketed largely towards…
Shorter version: "Kat, I would like to talk about your genitals with you."
Hahah I did the same. Luckily everyone else left for the day.
*whips it out*
How on earth could you do this and NOT use the raccoon-eyed girl from Gizmodo?
There was a huge effort to get right on diversity after the Hugo Schwyzer clusterfuck, and they've done it admirably. So #actually, you have no argument.
Get a financial adviser. Trading stocks in your spare time is a recipe for disaster. There's a reason people do this stuff for a career and get paid well for it. They can put together a portfolio based on your risk aversion. And for God's sake don't listen to Uncle Larry when he comes to you with his latest hot…
Did you just use the phrase "outside the box thinking" on an article discussing the overuse of meaningless phrases?
Didn't this also happen last year at a McDonald's?
Related: a couple years ago I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers at a BK and they accidentally put 3 in the bag. I didn't return the burger. Whenever I see cops I have to hide my face from them because they're probably looking for me and that burger.