Also a DC resident, and avid Economist reader. I always get a chuckle when on the Metro after work, look around, and see that maybe 1/3 of the car is reading the latest issue.

Coming in 2015 February: "Populist Feminism or Feminist Populism? Perspectives on the Hypoparietal Gummy Bear MP3 Index".

We're hot and we don't even try
We're the ladies of Alpha Chi!

*Overheard at our local campus bar every Friday night*

That's a nice story, grandma.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

Yeah in lacrosse, they just spit on women and minorities.

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

It's revenge porn for the fedora crowd, basically.

What a bonehead comment. I'm glad to see that unemployment paid off.

Hey, if you put your cock in me, I definitely feel entitled to your Frosted Shreddies.

WHO

Was the reality show "Blind Date" by any chance......?

I think I need to clarify: not a real tail. I would actually be really impressed by a real tail. No, he just wore a clip on tail to the bar. No reason, no fancy dress party or anything. The next day my friends were all, "we can't believe you took tail dude home". I can still remember those pitying looks.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

Plz try

True, TurtleFace! Torchinsky totally turned from this terrific, tried and true tool of the trade. Terrible!