No, one went to yale and one went to texas............his nephew was is in my fraternity at South Carolina, surprisingly down to earth guy. Having SS detail outside of my house when he came over to buy weed from my roommate was not ideal, I don't care how many times he says it's cool. I wish I was making that last…

worst take in the history of takes! This has to be it!

As a Pat fan, I'm OK with this. As a regular football fan, you sir are an idiot.

"Waiter, I ordered this take hot. Please bring this back to the kitchen and rectify the situation, post haste!"

This isn't even good trolling. Gonna need a hotter take than that. -1

I live in a designated Fire Abatement District in my city, and we pay a flat fee every year that included the maintenance of a herd of goats that keep the dry grass in the hills short.

Dude, are you soft or something? Burn their houses to the ground and salt the earth upon which they stood! THEN call and get them fired.

Fuck, calling Discovery channel to have everyone fired.

All I can see is this:

My relationships usually last 10 months. I pretty much know they're the wrong guy after 4 months, but hold on longer than I should for social or financial reasons.

I agree with you about the soul-searching. I've found as I've grown older, I am less interested in the "MacGyver" (i.e. "Turn your coffeepot into a houseplant irrigation machine using Arduino") or shortcuts pieces and much more engaged by the "take time to ask these questions about your life" posts. As a collection,…

She's my 1 celebrity crush, please tell me she is the porcelain faced angel that I imagine her to be.

Okay thank you for being a better writer then I am and validating everything. Your answer makes so much sense. I am going back to Deadspin now. And waiting for the perfect time to use this on a squee post

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.