Shorter version: "Kat, I would like to talk about your genitals with you."

Hahah I did the same. Luckily everyone else left for the day.

*whips it out*

How on earth could you do this and NOT use the raccoon-eyed girl from Gizmodo?

There was a huge effort to get right on diversity after the Hugo Schwyzer clusterfuck, and they've done it admirably. So #actually, you have no argument.

Get a financial adviser. Trading stocks in your spare time is a recipe for disaster. There's a reason people do this stuff for a career and get paid well for it. They can put together a portfolio based on your risk aversion. And for God's sake don't listen to Uncle Larry when he comes to you with his latest hot…

Did you just use the phrase "outside the box thinking" on an article discussing the overuse of meaningless phrases?

Didn't this also happen last year at a McDonald's?

Related: a couple years ago I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers at a BK and they accidentally put 3 in the bag. I didn't return the burger. Whenever I see cops I have to hide my face from them because they're probably looking for me and that burger.

for me I think it would come down to whether I paid with cash or card...and if there are cameras in the drive through.

Also a DC resident, and avid Economist reader. I always get a chuckle when on the Metro after work, look around, and see that maybe 1/3 of the car is reading the latest issue.

Coming in 2015 February: "Populist Feminism or Feminist Populism? Perspectives on the Hypoparietal Gummy Bear MP3 Index".

We're hot and we don't even try
We're the ladies of Alpha Chi!

*Overheard at our local campus bar every Friday night*

That's a nice story, grandma.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

Yeah in lacrosse, they just spit on women and minorities.

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

It's revenge porn for the fedora crowd, basically.

What a bonehead comment. I'm glad to see that unemployment paid off.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…