All I hear is "I'm old"

It's amazing you can still type with your knee jerking around like that.

And normcore.

I just keep thinking about that woman who used a potato as a diaphragm and then it grew roots out of her muschi.

I don't care for these things we call "relationships". They seem bad for all concerned. To me, the word implies a test ground on which you will be graded and will probably be found wanting and failing. Or, on which you will constantly be grading someone else. Either way, it lacks relaxation.

Imo, there are only two…

I think for users like yourself, Android phones are a great choice. But you seem to have figured out things for yourself, so you aren't typical in my experience. As the IT guy at my company, everybody thinks its my job to solve their phone issues so I've handled hundreds (thousands?) of issues on both sides and I've…

If ol' helter skilter is pulling women like that while in prison while I'm on pornhub every night I'm officially giving life my 2 weeks notice

So, basically, we're one step closer to the inevitable.

The name of this ship is almost as bad as Deepak Chopra's misuse of all things quantum.

Tracking the number of pedos within 0.2 miles is extremely useful.

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

nope, after the fall of the Soviet Union, they build a big ugly church on the spot.

"it's more often that not going to be a Big Deal—an arguably bad Big Deal"

No, no, they're hoarders. They might be rich hoarders, but they're hoarders. No sane, responsible person running a cat rescue would have that many cats at once, and then try to ship them to another country. These people are not normal.

Alas, one can definitely be both non-monogamous and a cheater. I was in an "open relationship" with a person who didn't disclose his relationship to me with other people he was pursuing; he just continued dating other people until they simply lost interest and disappeared. My partner insisted he just enjoyed…

That's it? 2,000 a month? An extra 67 calories a day? That is not a number that should scare anyone. If "average" means 67 extra calories a day, then "average" is not a bad thing. Keep being average.