You will never be the next Dan Brown if you allow silly things like facts and geological records to get in the way.

I'm not afraid of much, but prison hooch (aka pruno http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno ) scares the hell out of me.

I enjoy a good drink, but I don't need one that badly. Then again, I've never been to prison, so that might change my mind.

Try stock/bullion/broth even better than apple juice.

Did this once by accident. I got arrested and I felt so terrible about it, I haven't touched a laser pointer since except to play with the dogs.

Well when I think successful asymmetric encrypted transaction, I think Rite Aid.

Correlation doesn't imply causation - "people who had sex four times a week appeared to be 7-12 years younger than their actual age". Don't attractive people probably have sex more often? ;)

"Yes"

- Los Angeles Lakers fans

You mean Seoul

The iPhone 7 looks good, but the 6 seems like it fits in your pocket better.

This can't be true, surely?! I was lead to believe that aspartame and vaccines created cancer and no such disease existed until Big Pharma made it up to create revenue for their lizard overlords! Well. It at least confirms that cannabis cures all cancer immediately and is also a wonder drug that will re-grow legs,…

You know, I could never buy into past life regression, but I think I'm feeling something here. *inhales bong hit deeply*

How do you pronounce Ukok? Is it "you cock" or "oooh cock"

Honestly? I think the fact that you're covering this is fucking awesome. More of these in-depth sub-culture articles, please. Really digging the direction Kotaku is taking lately (and not just because it's exploring "taboo" ground like nude mods, which most gaming websites wouldn't give a thoughtful feature).

By no standard.

Is it the same? Every single internet discussion about small boobs I see is immediately overrun by gentlemen from the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" (yes they use that vomitaceous phrase) who want to make it absolutely, unmistakably, douchetastically clear that their boners are way into small breasts.

in france, zey smoke ze gitanes and zey know how to make ze love, no? also, they always, ALWAYS turn off ze light when zey leave ze room

You know whose anonymity shouldn't be protected? Whoever did that grout work.

Not to be pedantic, but I've done this to the scherzo movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. I'm not impressed.