I just keep thinking about that woman who used a potato as a diaphragm and then it grew roots out of her muschi.

I don't care for these things we call "relationships". They seem bad for all concerned. To me, the word implies a test ground on which you will be graded and will probably be found wanting and failing. Or, on which you will constantly be grading someone else. Either way, it lacks relaxation.

Imo, there are only two…

If ol' helter skilter is pulling women like that while in prison while I'm on pornhub every night I'm officially giving life my 2 weeks notice

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

No, no, they're hoarders. They might be rich hoarders, but they're hoarders. No sane, responsible person running a cat rescue would have that many cats at once, and then try to ship them to another country. These people are not normal.

Alas, one can definitely be both non-monogamous and a cheater. I was in an "open relationship" with a person who didn't disclose his relationship to me with other people he was pursuing; he just continued dating other people until they simply lost interest and disappeared. My partner insisted he just enjoyed…

That's it? 2,000 a month? An extra 67 calories a day? That is not a number that should scare anyone. If "average" means 67 extra calories a day, then "average" is not a bad thing. Keep being average.

I'm not afraid of much, but prison hooch (aka pruno http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno ) scares the hell out of me.

I enjoy a good drink, but I don't need one that badly. Then again, I've never been to prison, so that might change my mind.

Try stock/bullion/broth even better than apple juice.

Correlation doesn't imply causation - "people who had sex four times a week appeared to be 7-12 years younger than their actual age". Don't attractive people probably have sex more often? ;)

"Yes"

- Los Angeles Lakers fans

This can't be true, surely?! I was lead to believe that aspartame and vaccines created cancer and no such disease existed until Big Pharma made it up to create revenue for their lizard overlords! Well. It at least confirms that cannabis cures all cancer immediately and is also a wonder drug that will re-grow legs,…

You know, I could never buy into past life regression, but I think I'm feeling something here. *inhales bong hit deeply*

How do you pronounce Ukok? Is it "you cock" or "oooh cock"

Honestly? I think the fact that you're covering this is fucking awesome. More of these in-depth sub-culture articles, please. Really digging the direction Kotaku is taking lately (and not just because it's exploring "taboo" ground like nude mods, which most gaming websites wouldn't give a thoughtful feature).

Not to be pedantic, but I've done this to the scherzo movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. I'm not impressed.