brokeinmileend
mike ghenu
brokeinmileend

Don't include testimonials. Because they are dumb.

As a former hiring manager, I'd have given testimonials zero consideration since any applicant can either get a former colleague to write one for them, or can cherry-pick and paraphrase something they kind of recall their boss saying.

I'm Romanian and this video is not available in my country. But yeah we've probably seen worse.

Not once have I ever meant, "ducking." Not. Once.

God I hate these things. But it's usually what you get. I flat out refuse to use them unless the ends are free. I've never been able to use the middle portions without abusing my bike or an adjacent one. I just lock it to the nearest parking meter or street sign.

Do any of us, really?

Or he could have sold it at a prawn shop.

I live in NYC and work as a server in an undisclosed restaurant downtown. Amanda was just at said restaurant last week. While dining, one of our bus boys was standing around texting behind the service station (we're not exactly fine dining). Amanda saw that this guy had his phone out and marched up to him, demanding

How's the view from that high horse?

Just Don't lose yours, if the company has an updated more restrictive version that your co-workers signed, you NEED that old copy to force the company to abide by the old agreement you signed. Or if you negotiated and are running under a modified version. The company will gleefully screw you if you did not hold

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That's my point exactly. I have no idea how hard it is for a big plane to make such a dive with that payload. With modern day technology, I have no idea how much control the pilot has to exhibit on the plane in order to make that dive. I don't know if it's the technology doing most of the heavy lifting in terms of

"this wears me out"

I wouldn't date this guy cause I'm gay as fuck but I'd be his lesbro for sure and help feed his fish whilst playing video games.

WHAT IS A NUTELLA FIRECRACKER TELL ME NOW BEFORE I START DRINKING AND FORGET ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION

So why are deer so fucking stupid when it comes to vehicles? Fuck deer. They should all die. They're delicious anyways. Stupid rats with hooves.

i cannot accept this :(