Joel, it looks like you have recovered from being thrown under the bus in paragraph 1.

Another Cubs prospect with a big debut? I can't wait for him to fade out/burn out with an injury/get traded lead them to a World Series!

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

These puns are making me testi.

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.

I think that Reddit post was written by the people who are ALREADY writing ads with those words, man. ;)

These shorts should be banned too.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Oh boy.

Nope! Abandon post!

[Winks]

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

"Cruelity"? Do you not have spell check?

the world is a vampire

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

I was expecting two tongues. I was disappointed as well.