Denny McLain, the paragon of integrity!

Die Weltmeisterschaft ist langweilig! Mein pantsuit ist röt! Ich mache ein selfie!

"Stop typing immediately." — Javier Mascherano

I am a former night auditor/manager for two hotel chains.

OMG, SERIOUS

Sounds like this should go before Judge Judy.

So aboard that train:

I once convinced a guy at a rave that the bass had stopped his heart (it was some HEAVY LOW bass) and that the bass was the only thing keeping his dead heart beating. I flounced off and thought nothing more of it.

Drew, were you nervous to be seen by tens of people?

There will be no debate about what hat Drew will wear when he gets his Deadspin Hall of Fame plague.

And to think, all this time, Drew has been The Miz and we never knew it.

I disagree. If anything the women are decoupage educated.

NO FUCKS GIVEN BY RUSSIAN COUPLE.... Actually wait. One fuck was given.

It's a plain wreck.

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