That's stupid. Peyton can't bite people. He never takes his helmet off.

So you have a problem with NHL players who intentionally pull down a player who is about to score with the goalie out of position (maybe slides out of the net, or falls, etc.), or standing next to the net for a tap-in goal? And the guilty player there only gets a 2 minute minor penalty, so I'm sure you are up in arms…

This is Deadspin, you should know better than to reference stuff like this.

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"On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry."

Not moving tickets despite free Nugent concert tickets is restoring some of my faith in the people of Arizona.

Exactly.

"Well we have a black/pacific Islander from California, who was a collegiate athlete and has 'movie star-good looks'........."
"Can we dress him up in some kind of tribal gear?"
"Genius!"

or "Hungry Like the Wolf"

"Hey now..."

I suppose if your cupboards are full of meticulously stacked plate and glassware and your dry goods have been transferred into attractive containers like the stock image here then yes this would be a fabulous idea.

they will see me naked at such great heights

Guys don't have time for surveys.

I had a Chevy Caprice Classic just like the one the DC Snipers used.

I spent the majority of my teenage years in the backseat of a car and I came out just fine! ;)

We got a white knight!!!!

I applaud your deliberate misuse of "their" for "there." It's the little details that matter.

I fart in your general direction.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SJWs!!!!!!

If I were an intelligent alien race I would steer clear of this place too. There are many reasons why but the most compelling are our youtube comments.