He could have stuck around scored a goal himself but he exited stage left far too early and just left her standing there... dumbass :/

Aw look, a white knight!

Class of '98er here. I recall that the only students at my HS who cared about sweatshops were the ones who either had progressive parents or considered themselves to be "intellectual" after reading a handful of political books and magazines like the New Republic and Utne Reader (i.e. pretentious twits like me). Many…

Clown answer bro

I love that Rich is wearing a Falcon shirt. I think we should be fuck buddies, if not monogamish.

#NotAllGeezers

I'm guessing it's kind of like saying that George Will is an "intellectual."

There's a particular bar here where I've been puked on three times by three different people. Still go there, though.

boo

Some of your ex's exes would be.... you, no?

Anything involving blinks is a terrible idea for me. The second I think about blinking, I develop a blinking twitch that is only curable by forcefully closing my eyes for a few seconds. I don't think that will go over well in conversation. ;)

We are in the same boat mate.

Oi. The problem with eye contact for me is that I also start to feel really self-conscious about it. Then I start thinking about eye contact etiquette more than the actual conversation.

MIT is the best at everything! It's like a year-round Burning Man for those nerds! All they do is wrestle in spaghetti and come up with amazing pranks; meanwhile, my stupid liberal arts college was nothing but hipsters sullenly doing coke and talking about Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. I wish I was good at science.

Senior prank or señor prank?