Fuck you, attention whore. If you had real confidence in yourself, you wouldn't be so desperate for the attention of people you barely know who wouldn't know or care if you lived or died.

Thank you. This site is full of old, senile, dumbfucks.

Drew Magary hates something? I'm in shock. SHOCK, I tell you. Round up the usual suspects!

Those are the WORST - plus they add the photo of their wedding day and all you can think is "wow, they haven't aged well"

Overly Personal Impersonal Zombies: "Six years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life and married (tagged spouse name). Darling, as much as I loved you then, I love you even more every day. Happy anniversary!"

If you look at FB MARK ZUCKERBERG as a tool, and only a tool, then it HE can be useful PELTED WITH GRAPEFRUIT.

Also your phone auto corrected "you'll" to "ull". Seems legit.

These are true facts. It just takes some self-awareness and talking yourself up and down.

Men who can't get past two minutes just aren't trying(for the most part). Sex for men is like running. Most hit their "Wall" within the first 2-10 minutes of sex. You can learn to "break through your wall," it just takes effort and understanding what tells your body you are ready to climax. There are certain…

Oh I wasn't doubting that you make her cum, just the squirting as proof thing. They can do it when they want, my SO tells me it feels best to do it then which is why it happens at the old climaxerooni.

Ditto. I have no interest in being jack-hammered into the ground by All-Day Jay.

So when are they going to start filling the holes with Xbones?

#lame

I'm a huge proponent of hand-written note taking.

How perfect that the Internet gods decided to answer your question by having a spambot reply to you. Internet = increasingly Worst Thing ever.

Where are all those people anyway? In the original posting on the faux item, I stated that I thought he was a creep, but nobody is that stupid so I felt it was a hoax. Nobody gave me grief about it, but there were definitely some pitchfork wielders replying to other posts. I'd like to see what those people have to…

No, it's spelled, "Schlampen".

Through the use of the male gaze and the expressionistic play between verbiage and history, the sentence above demystifies Bergman-esque assertions of the nature of humanity and echoes the disavowal of the female lack. Additionally, its collapsing of identity and whiteness reduces the canonical status of…

Great- now I'm imagining a Seussean porno: