Oh, you know it would turn out the guy was frustrated at the signifiers of wealth and that the woman was pressured into online dating by her sassy gay black best friend who felt she needed to stop being so career-oriented. Loosing an expensive dog (who she never took the time to really emotionally invest in, the sassy…

It's something we like to call the "Twins Way", like pitching to contact, spraying the ball to the other field, enabling your 25 mil per year face of the franchise/personality of lint C turned 1B to take a 1st pitch strike every goddamn AB, and doing shit on Opening Day like pinch hitting light-hitting Eduardo…

For one thing, she's got her weight resting on the hip closest to us. That right there, thrusts the protrusion out more. But, she's a butterface - sorry to say.

Was the "Watching Paint Dry Expo" cancelled or something?

Actually, he sounds rather self-aware, honest, and articulate. He admits he always wanted to feel glamorous and that plastic surgery was the most obvious way to go about it. He couldn't magically become rich and famous so as a very young man, latched onto the superficial trappings of wealth. I didn't catch his age but…

Thanks for informing us all of what does and doesn't make your vagina wet.

Sometimes it takes me 10 minutes or so to realize why everything sucks so bad all of a sudden. And then I think "When did I last eat? 6 hours ago? Oh, I'm just hangry."

There is a scene in the Dresden Files where Harry hands his arch-nemesis a juice box and says, "Here, your blood sugar's getting low. It's making you cranky."

This is still relevant to every Florida article

It was probably a nice day out so she decided not to wear pants.

I recently met someone who does social media customer service for a large shoe company. He doesn't resolve issues and I think it's ultimately just a lot of corralling lazy people and showing them how to contact Customer Service.

But yea, people who threaten and complain via Twitter are delusional.

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.

As an other photographer. It's never cool to take photos of people eating. That is always wrong.

Getting a pet to satisfy your desire for children is like getting Hot Wheels to satisfy your desire to be a race car driver.

Accursed velocipedestriennes.

Great. Now that shit stain on society Darrell Issa can act like he got a big win.