British because the entire story is about social class.

You tease! Dish the dirt!!

I dunno, dude. Times change, and along with condo ownership comes the responsibility of not letting your doobie smells leak into the hallway as well as the means ($$) to prevent this using a permanent, bespoke solution.

+1

Bring back "Happy Mac"!

Don't you mean iOS 9 instead of OS 9?

My mind can't even begin to conjure all the DRM fuckery (à la Keurig) they'll use to try to actually turn a buck on this: proprietary trays, consumables, cleaning solutions... The sky's the limit!

iPhone 4/4s?

*fist pump* *fist pump* *fist pump*

So what you're saying is that Red Bull Racing are basically these guys.

These shots are pretty garbage for someone who is toting a DSLR around.

This is literally the Ministries of Truth, Love, Peace, Plenty, all rolled into one! Literally!

But, but—the infographic is sourced, and look how reliable they seem, too: bodybuilding.com, magazine.foxnews.com

I can't believe how futuristic this looks, compared to that thing to the left.

How large are these pizzas, because I can demolish an 8-slice medium all on my own. Assuming a large (and what toppings??) I'm guessing a 3-person team is what I would be most comfortable with. This allows for a smaller 2-person sub-group to make micro-decisions and take care of smaller tasks, while the third plugs…

YOU and I are the copy editors, dude. I caught a couple of minor typos too, but I generally feel like a dick pointing them out.

It's not "odd" that the Dutch and Indonesia are hooking up for this project: the latter was a Dutch colony until not too long ago.

Yeah, Kinja once ate one a post I was main-lining straight into the editor and in my rage I slammed a kitchen door so hard that the window broke. Now I use OS X Notes, and always save my drafts.

Shots fired.

Ahem. Someone's throwing bricks in a glass house when it comes to their iPhone battery. Cough. Cough. http://thatswhatshesaid.jezebel.com/this-is-better…