Gravity always wins

Quantcast has them at 28m uniques on 80m page views last month. Compete.com's numbers make no sense to me.

I recommend a 5 mg tab of Ritalin.

Funny thing but wasn't it an unsolicited fanfic that got you banished from Groupthink?

Yup, gold! But I also still laugh at his headline from last month:

DUUUDE—charge your iPhone!

Personal corollary: DO NOT CIVIL UNION SOMEONE SO THEY'RE ELIGIBLE FOR IN-STATE TUITION.

For Facebook hi-res pictures the width is 2,048 px for a horizontal shot, and the height 1,360 px for a vertical shot.

Oooh boy, I knew this topic would come up at some point and that I would be compelled to TMI all over this. Here we go!

Multiple Exposures at ~1/30 s! Preferably while on a tripod.

I cook a lot so I'd be concerned about greasiness of cupboard contents long-term. Why not remove the doors on the most frequently used cupboard only, such as the one that contains your drinking cups? That way you get less contamination AND guests can more seamlessly dirty your cups!

I'm a convert to Tinder and here's why: all that profile blah-blah the other sites make you build up is just noise if the other person doesn't find you attractive at first blush. Your mind fills in all these blanks based on their profile and you have this false sense of familiarity—but you don't know them at all! It…

wow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is quickly becoming the new "Welp".

DC Sniper?? SHIET, that takes me waaay back!

Wait, is that an Obama[i]Phone? Don't let the wingnuts catch a glimpse of this!

It's even lamer when there's a lag of several days or up to a week between Sploid/Gawker/Jez, etc. all giving it a hump.

Another benefit of tossing hardened parm cheese rinds into your stock pot is that they soften with boiling and get chewy, making it possible to eat more of the cheese left on the rind—or even the rind itself, if you're so inclined. YUM!

Wait—what?! Is the idea here that frozen unsliced bread will somehow be easier to slice than frozen sliced bread (which, incidentally, makes the best toast)?

Did they mention which iPhones the release of iOS 8 will obsolete — just iPhone 4 or iPhone 4S as well?