A call-to-action that can be misconstrued as offering a handjob can't be much help, either:

I would use it, but I don't think my GIMP software has it.

I know! I too was surprised to start getting notifications about this. I used to be in the "greys" on Lifehacker at this time last year, so this took me wayy back.

OK, so my hardline position on this has evolved since last year, and the iOS 7 update that added HDR to my iPhone 4 helped to change my mind. I'll still prefer not using it when processing my SLR photos, since I prefer to have my images minimally retouched, and because it takes time, unless someone insisted on it…

I fondly remember the first time I broke through my wall. An Oasis album was playing in the background. (Her: "what's wrong, you've never lasted this long before...?")

While DIY ramen may be something I could get down with, making DIY mac 'n cheese by melting slices of processed cheese over elbow pasta I simply can't recommend.

YES! Man or woman, consensual or not, no photographer should ever do this.

Shit stain, car thief, AND arsonist.

Gawker Media, publishers of Jezebel and Kotaku/Deadspin.

This here is a sweet ride – nice upright cruiser, possibly with a three-speed hub.

This article is also a little behind the curve on this asset class, which peaked – in both trendiness and value – like, three years ago.

By this point in their lives, Boomers had had one or two kids. Our generation? Well, we've got our cats!

Terrorists AND CIA Directors.

You have to be careful when cleaning delicate glass, which may be thin, when using magnets—I broke the only bong I've ever loved doing just this, by pulling the magnet away from the glass once I'd finished cleaning it; the magnet pulled the little metal nut I was using to clean the inside right through the glass.

If it's premium toothpaste, like Sensodyne, I'll sometimes cut the opposite end of the tube with scissors and open it up. You'll be surprised how much toothpaste gets caught in the corners of the tube – I would say enough to brush your teeth for 2-3 days.

The most interesting recent take on Tinder I've heard was from a younger lady (24) who said that "people I've met on Tinder are more normal than people I've met on any other online dating thing."

So I upgraded my iOS to 7.1 like a sheep as soon as I read about it on Techmeme yesterday. It seemed to take a while, so I stopped paying attention to it. I thought the "Faire glisser pour déverrouiller" – "Swipe to unlock" or something – looked a bit odd at first but I was blown away when someone called me!

How do you win the $1M bonus prizes?

Sift your flour before adding it to reduce clumping.

Whoa, buddy, no need to dump a pint of oil into the teflon pan (**!!!**) for each pancake! A few drops will suffice. I rip a tiny strip of paper towel (extra absorbent brand) and soak it in a little bit of oil at the bottom of a bowl. Then I pick it up with a spatula and smear the bottom of the pan relatively evenly.…