That's because you've already that line, in a comments section, somewhere, here on Gawker Media.

By lard you mean that stuff you strain from your frying pan after a round of bacon, yes? It's possible that I've used it to fry eggs or potatoes in, in the past, but I've never spread it on toast, I swear.

Uh, guys, why are we spending any money on something like this — as long as your TV is new enough to have a built-in digital converter, some cheap old thing off Craigslist or a thrift-store score could be good enough, no?

Not installing this, just as I'm not installing Facebook Messenger ever. I just won my Battle of the Newsfeed – blocking shares from clickbait sites (Upworthy, Viralnova, 9gag, boredpanda, ...), silencing the noisy self-promoters and news-story-johnny-come-latelies – and I'm not about to refight the same war in a…

So you were working in an Amazon Fulfillment warehouse then, I gather?

Your satire detector may be broken, but your fake outrage engine is firing on all cylinders. Brava!

For the GLB crowd there's Grindr; it's been around since 2009.

That's very much like own reaction, at age 21: "Is this it? ...... Wow!" (I was really into the Strokes then.)

It's really too bad Cabintaxi never took off or people movers in general.

When flies invade my apartment, my cat deploys into action and usually ends up eating a few after trapping them against a glass pane. The rest of the time he stows himself away in a box, like so:

Pot Psychology is solely responsible for my continuing addiction to this site.

THIS. Also, it feels like the mainstreaming of geek has lowered the threshold to geek-dom — all it takes these days is the right pair of Warby Parkers, having a read comic book sometime, and once dressing up as a zombie for Hallowe'en. REALLY?

Better yet, we need to get to the root of the evil: PHOTOBOOTHS. Photobooths must die!

I'd take the South America map over Europe any day — those former Soviet/Yugoslav/Czechoslovak republics are damn tricky.

Oh Doug, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is merely the name of the German state where the hamlet of Bergholz is located. Leave the Pomeranians alone!

I hit play on the video just as Rage's Fistful of Steel was playing in my iTunes and it took me the full duration of this clip to realize it was not the actual soundtrack to this.

No mention at all of the fact that the best shots are had roughly half an hour after sunset, when you can capture the sky without clouds or colours washing out and when artificial sources of light start becoming more (but not too) apparent? REALLY?

And here's a tear-down video showing another everyday application of planetary gearing: the multi-speed internally geared bicycle hub. The Sturmey Archer AW's design was essentially unchanged from 1936-late 90s.

WOW!

DEMONYMS are in Wikipedia. I hate it when writers revel in their pretend-ignorance like that.