And soon — Scotland!

Do you peeing sitting down, or have a urinal in your home? Believe me, I've tried the no-hands thing: if there's too much pressure to the flow you get this dancing water hose thing happening, with massive collateral damage.

The British are still smarting over the loss of their precious Empire.

For vintage bikes/parts: Craigslist all the way, baby!

Yeah, (the Canadian province of) Quebec is also cracking down. Our gouvernants want you to register and pay $250 to be able to rent out your place for less than a month at a time.

I have mixed feelings about this: your chilled sunscreen might then become too viscous to spread effectively. When you start rubbing it in you'll get those thick greasy streaks of product that you then have to work on spreading out, lest you end up with uneven coverage. (Also, a vigorous shake of the bottle should…

My budding manboobs remain firm and perky, thankyouverymuch!

If Sen. Rubio's (R-Poland Spring) combover is "varsity-level," then Old Man McCain here's is positively Olympian.

Shiny things are nice. Not encountering the smell of poop on a daily basis, though, is nicer.

I'll just leave this here:

The only thing that bothers me is that the photographer didn't replicate that dramatic half-face lighting in some of the originals. I mean, if you're mirroring your subjects' costumes and poses, you might as well attempt to replicate the lighting setup.

It's Sum41, innit?!?

I'm puzzled. Are you complimenting yourself for the phrase you made up above?

And this was the book! All innocent-like, with the nice brunette girl at centre pointing out the redheaded boy's spelling mistake: liebt, NOT libt.

I unknowingly borrowed one a very similar German sex-ed books from the Goethe Institute library when I was like, 10, in the early 90s. It looked like a comic book or typical kids book on the outside with a very innocent title and it wasn't until I got home and opened it up that I realized what was up.

The Monty Python's Flying Circus' clapping ladies — SO under-appreciated!

The worst thing about Neutral Milk Hotel on vinyl is needing to break off a sex session every 20 minutes to advance the record.

Awww — good luck you guys! And thanks for chiming in.

Jezzies, Jezzies, JEZZIES!

Given my screen name I feel qualified to chime in here.