This was the worst take of an entire list of completely bad takes.

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

And the award for longest non sequitur rant goes to this dude!

And for shorter rants. My thumb is sore from trying to scroll past all of that. 

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

Yes, we all completely lose any sense of aesthetics on our 55th birthday. 

Counterpoint: “A potential employer told me to send her a link, so I mailed her some sausage. “ How did this get printed?

Hey man we are all floating through life looking for a purpose. Plenty of guys (and girls) peak at their high school varsity team, then go work in the steel mills (or internet start-ups now?) It is an interesting perspective on how MAKING IT in the NFL is really just a temporary stop. The everyday slob probably…

This is what I don’t understand. In sports (especially in basketball) a player with a long layoff is eased back into things. Durant was thrown directly into action in the most competitive environment in the sport. He didn’t have a full-scale practice. He basically took a bunch of jump shots and jogged.

Co-sign! How dare you throw “the media” under the bus and, in avoiding the sword yourselves, imply that Myers fell on the sword as a passive-aggressive gesture of self preservation. Bad day for Deadspin.

Counterpoint:

I don’t like KD, but come the fuck on. He’s in one of the most high stakes situations in his profession, coming off an injury, playing at a high level, and then feels something give in that same leg. I think he can be forgiven for not having a perfect reaction to it. 

He would “stop playing” too if you felt like someone shot you in leg, FFS!!!!

Raptors fans clowned themselves. The cheers were not “brief”— the whole arena erupted, and it went on for quite awhile. One particular clown was seen courtside waving “good-bye” to KD while KD sat clutching his Achilles.  The Raptors players were clearly embarrassed, and KD gave a well-deserved “fuck you” to the…

As an American, I’ll never forget how funny I found it when they voted for something so incredibly stupid, and I’ll also never forget how much comeuppance I got for that laughing just a few months later when we blew that out of the water.

Recipes have become the absolute worst thing on the internet. Thousands of words of verbal diarrhea about Jynnifer’s perfect suburban life parenting little Jaydyn and Jaxsyn, stretching out to infinity, and at the end the recipe.

There are new candy bars.  They are called protein bars. 

Everybody’s Nathan Peterman. Same goes for online recipes. JC, I don’t need to scroll through 10 paragraphs to find out how to make something.

Everybody is a content creator or influencer these days.  Fuck the internet, it’s an awful, awful place.

It was natural until he got hip-checked, man. You fucked up in that you listened to Jeff Van Gundy and decided to run with it.