If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

I’m too old to wear a dude’s jersey without feeling a little embarrassed. Whereas Drake’s gonna have a Zion Williamson tramp stamp in like four years. It’s fucking amaaaaazing. 

Especially since he was wearing that stupid arm band to cover up his Curry and KD tattoos

I’m a Warriors fan and found it hard to gin up much hate for the Raptors going into the series. Most of their guys are either cool or nondescript and they seem free of goons and ref-baiters. Their fans are a little thirsty, but whatever. This wasn’t like playing Houston, where it felt like a referendum on that…

yep, the longtime season ticket holders who lived through the post Run TMC years (with the “We Believe” year being a blip on otherwise a dismal stretch) have been priced out by the tech bros who don’t care about basketball, they just go because it’s the cool thing to do and to be seen. Now they’re just being abandoned…

I always loved how Oakland seemed to be the last hold out in the mass influx of money and gentrification into the Bay Area. San Francisco has been mostly unaffordable for most of my life and absolutely unaffordable for the last 15 years. Still, as the Bay became more homogeneous, it felt like people intetionally…

For Bay Area folks out there: have you met a single person who’s enthusiastic about the move? Because I have not. 

A player’s unexpected and sudden surge in homerun power is a good thing right?

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

much like a swarm of wasps would disrupt a group of entomophobes having a picnic

If you’re eager to be insulted and claim victimhood, then yes, I suppose a Snapchat filter is insulting. 

Biased warriors fan opinion here: Offensive players are allowed to push off, slap away arms. This looks to me like lillard is pushing off/keeping space with his forearm/elbow and iggy is brushing the arm aside (up in this case) and there’s a tangle of arms. I guess my point is that Lillard is at least equal parts…

What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?

Not a flop. He had his legs removed while in the air. Give it a rest.

Looks more like Lilliard is hooking his arm in hopes of a bailout call. He got d up

Historic team loses major part of their dominance during playoff. Continues to win.

Cynical take?

The Rockets play a soulless ugly brand of basketball that ought to be even less rewarded than it is. Harden is an elite scorer and Chris Paul is arguably the best Point Guard of the 2000s but good golly gee willikers they make me want to power sand my eyes out with the incessant isos and whining. This is what they’ve…

It’s great news that KD is probably going to be fine, and GSW is clearly worse without him, but I have to say, it was nice to see them play with a kind of intensity and passion that we haven’t really seen since Durant hopped on the bandwagon a few years ago.

“the app and site didn’t crash in a way that brought an apocalyptic end to civilization as we know it.”