Hey, friend. Go easy on yourself. When I think of how much I want to be marching on the streets or calling my state representatives and fighting and protesting and I realize how completely paralyzed with fear and sadness I am, I try to remember this quote by (the absolutely brillant) Audre Lorde, “Caring for myself…

I was only a few weeks from delivering my second child when 9/11 happened. I remember vividly sitting there super pregnant and trying to plot out how I could just keep him inside forever. The world is scary in different ways now, but if good people don’t make good babies to fight the evil ones being raised to…

I was hoping for Flemish Giants. 15 lbs of pure bunny.

There are no words for this. These kids always have asshole bully parents too. I hope your Thanksgiving break is nothing but peace, quiet, and turkey sandwiches. <3

Bravo. Give your Dad a high five for me. 🌸

Wait, why??? What the fuck? I am so tired of this shit. I am with JudasIscaredycat. A little old lady loses control of her car aka Hummer and presto, some Darwinism has kicked in.

Stay proud you beautiful soul.

My dad is still warring his Hillary pin. My dad went to Vietnam so he isn’t afraid if people say anything to him about it.

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I can’t lie and say I’d be sad if a Santa Monica Farmers Market thing went down. Someone get a little ole senile bluehair riddled with cataracts a Buick and call it a fucking day, already.

I just created a twitter account for the first time just to do that. I’ve never trolled a President before & I suspect I’m going to get a heap of practice over the next few years. Also more importantly I suspect if we work to make the feedback he gets from Twitter into a negative experience for him he won’t get his…

Did Trump just request a safe space?

DUDE. YES. Yes they did. Do you have the internet?! FFS, man. They had effigies of President Obama, they had nooses, they had parades...were you 5 when all of that happened or something?!

You’re right. And it’s not fair.

While the Republican party still has huge issues and has been far from cooperative in many things in the last couple of years, conservatives were not protesting Obama’s election.

Not to mention the whole “FBI meddles in the election multiple times” crap. Plus the voter suppression going on in some places. Fair, my @ss.

You know...if he denounced the harassment incidents, then maybe I’d have a little smidgen of respect and not feel like he’s going to gas half the country.

Respect is earned not given. He hasn’t said or done anything I respect yet.

I would like to add that I find it reeeeeaaaaally amusing that people who voted for a man with likely progressive dementia, someone whose fourth grade vocabulary may soon be downgraded to kindergarten level, as he tantrums and pisses his pants, think we should give any thought whatsoever to their opinions. Who the…

You forgot to mention the sideways orientation of the pineapples.