My stomach is turning. But I am never going to back away from your corner. I’m praying that this nation can regurgitate up the bile this orange hate monger has shoved down our collective throats.

I hear you, totally get it and feel for you.

I just switched my charity of choice on Amazon Smile to Planned Parenthood. I hated to switch from something else I felt strongly about, but I won’t let them take Planned Parenthood away from all of us.

Am I the only one who head that dipshit drumpf won’t be residing in the white house? If only that had something to do with me silently summoning/begging any of the spirits that haunt the ol’ place to really give him living hell- and for Lincoln to beat the shit out of him nightly for making a mockery of his former…

And no penalty of drumpf being sent back to hell and forced to sub for Hitler (with pineapples being shoved up his ass 24/7). Darn.

Maybe the video of him bragging about conning all of us whilst giving Putin a good bj will surface on the same day his tax returns come out. One can only hope.

The only way I could sleep last night was to watch the portion just before Alaska was counted & Hillary had a decent lead. Then I woke up and wanted to puke, run in circles, howl & rend my garments simultaneously.

We get all the easily led idiot retirees who were kicked out of their own state for being too stupid/old and annoying to vote responsibly. They were honestly asking why (earlier this month, on Facebook) anyone could claim anything but “rigged” when drumpf has soo many more morons going to his rallies. I am sickened…

I voted for Hillary in FL- and the only good thing this stae did was pass a medical marijuana bill. We are going to need that shit.

Just had a swig of beer chased by some chocolate for you. I sooo feel like we are watching the corpse of Hitler rise from the grave,propped up by hordes of ill-informed hateful morons.

I say we round up all the assclowns who “protest voted” for 3rd party candidates, fully aware of the crucial stakes- and have a national bitch out / tomato throwing at them of epic proportion.

My ancient tea-party pooper uncle insists that FLOTUS is “stealing all the White House furniture already”.Went to dinner at his place yesterday and I wanted to rip my face off- He had the drumpf rally on Faux news blasting. Oooops, I progressively tuned the volume down to a whisper. Gag.

I reallly need a good monkey butler who makes a mean maragrita. Bonus points if he wears a tux and bares his teeth at anyone with drumpf tee shirts.

Sadly my formerly normal sister (now brainwashed by her conservative husband) posted against this on Facebook by saying that alllll of  Jay Z’s lyrics  are offensive/degrading to women.Ughhhhh.

Wouldn’t it be grrreat if she somehow got the 50 million and donated it to an anti-scientology group? Bwahahahaha!!

Imagine how much you would grit your teeth while saying “Ok, grrrreat” to a clueless boss who insisted on playing YouTube “sales motivation” videos of Jordan Belfort for several weeks in a row. He wasn’t saying anything about women in the video, it was just the thought of what a pig and shyster he was.

A zillion times YES!!

I almost threw up in my mouth at the “Born on 3rd base and slid into home/career” Bush costume. The ipecac on the sundae was calling her “gammy”. Blechhhhhhh.

Nope,just the world’s first douche-bot.

Hey Tyone Teppler-As a resident of an area near Orlando who lost one of our locals at Pulse (and all of our hearts have been broken)- Here’s a sincere invite for your hypocritical ass to proceed directly to hell asap. You wouldn’t know a real christian if they kicked you in the face- a service which I will gladly…