Am I the only one picturing all the inmates at Litchfield betting on which women’s prison she will be sent to? And if she does go to prison, will Elle bring her Tory Burch shower sandals?

And where pray tell is the vomitorium?

Srrrgh, some jackweasel on our town’s local community Facebook page started a big paranoid conversation by stating that THE NEWS said all the elections are rigged. What’s even more frightening is the absolute pinhead who said “We will know the polls are rigged if HRC wins. The turnout numbers at the rally events show…

Love this, love your name

Sing it Sister! I guess I am a perma grey beyotch, or maybe Barry M runs this site........

She seems like a deeply cynical mail order bride, but I can’t shake the feeling of her being somewhat reprehensible too. Enough so that when he croaks and she finds out the she is really in deep financial shit, I won’t feel too much sympathy for her.

I guess that they would be the three spirits wo lost bets and had to haul his ass around showing him what a fricking asshole he is.

Aha!! So THIS is what patients can look like after lobotomies. A little spackle, some cigarrettes and some major hairspray- voila!

“Hey, that stupid ass bump-it hair don’t is cramping our living situation” said the rabid squirrels who whisper advice to Palin about media relations and share chatty folk wisdom about seeing Russia from their kitchen window aka mall bangs.

Ahem, pizza shooters, sourced from the local back alley “Flingers” location.

Mason jars, replete with locally sourced honey and OH DEAR GOD the bees are chasing us and so is the bear- He’s foaming mad since we snatched the honey comb out of his massive paw. Ditch the heels and ruuuun to that unseemly banjo music.

Love your screen name- signed, an Orlando Wench :)

My jackass ex-motherinlaw had terrible taste even for the 80's. She loved her flocked wallpaper & even had silver foil wallpaper with naked women drawn on the that showed only their faces and giant boobs.Shudder.

The smile frozen on her face whilst she fantasizes about the first things she will burn in this tacky-a-torium once he kicks the bucket.

I looooathe Flo and cheered at this commercial (Don’t ask me about the oldies who have told me that I resemble her simply because I am pale and sometimes wear glasses- Much frothing and tooth gnashing).

Perhaps they have strolling charachters (or visitors wish they did) and don’t want the liability of a random suited up freakazoid causing havoc and grabbing Grandpa’s keister in a posed family “fun photo” near the Ol’ Timey Mill”.

And a special episode for dreamers entitled “Living the dream- Being a minimum wage cast member at a Disney park”. See Hilton Cashwell the 4th buckle under the pressure of wearing a furry costume in 95 degree heat while Bitsy McTrustFund drives a bus full of chanting and screaming teen tour groups. 

Why does the “Doss house” remind me of a Drumpf wet dream to punish the “weak” people?

Or marsupial like pouches

1st thing tnat came to my mind- The photographer said “Say meth” instead of “cheese”.