As always when Rob Schneider comes up, I think of this wonderful Norm MacDonald bit

As someone who loves Beyond, I can tell you I think it has the most potential of any of the Kelvin movies. It feels the most like Star Trek of any of them and the cast actually gets to have fun. The Federation feels a lot more like the Federation, especially compared to Into Darkness.

It’s all the more confusing because they have Kelsey Grammar as Beast, a version of the character who appeared once in Last Stand in 2006 and then was replaced with Nicholas Hoult’s younger version in every subsequent X-Men movie. So you’d have to remember a version of the character from a universally-hated movie…

I played Dactyl Nightmare in 1994 in Chicago! And I fully agree with your assessment.

Spoiler alert: A random passerby calls him “dickless” for absolutely no reason in the new film because every action has an equal and opposite nostalgia callback.

Mario Wonder’s Final Final Challenge isn’t that hard. It’s way easier than Odyssey’s final level. It even has several checkpoints and it’s just pattern memorization. There are no random elements in it. And Metroid Dread’s shinespark challenges are difficult, some of them I’d even call annoying, but they’re not even…

As a fan of the original comic and film, I gotta agree. Watching it I was like “it doesn’t look like The Crow I remember, and it’s probably not for me, but it looks... fine.”

“Mr Gideon. You are not paying attention.”

Maybe Shady Sands is built atop the ruins of a pre-war city with the same name? Anyways, I’m not really prepared to claim the show has “shit the bed” based on 12 frames of footage not looking exactly like this:

I’ve got some bad news for you about the way politics are trending up here in Canada...

if you have to dig to find something this important

My problem with the fan service is having them show up for the sole purpose of reciting old lines at the end of Afterlife. Like if you’re going to the trouble to bring them back after 30 years, can you please put in the effort to write some new dialogue?

Digital media is usually not saleable, be it music, movies, video games, software, or what have you.

Some people believe it or not don’t like the idea of paying monthly for services to play games in a constant rotation. Some people like to purchase games and play them whenever they want.

You would be arguing in favour of only being able to watch Sony Pictures movies on a Sony brand Blu-Ray player if that were something Sony decided to do.

100% with you. I hate exclusives and more access to games is better for everyone.

Cuphead was Xbox/PC exclusive back in 2017. In 2018 it came to Mac, 2019 to Switch, and 2020 to PS.

I had the RE5 red 360 console that famously couldn’t read the RE5 pack-in disc. I think I returned six of them, and by that point Best Buy was straight up opening them, plugging them in, and testing if the pack-in disc worked in the console before you left the store with it.

People forget how much fun Voyager could be. It’s leagues better than Discovery (and Picard too, imo).