Is a Vegan Hot Dog company REALLY competition for a meat based Hot Dog company?

‘plant based fake meat bullshit.’

‘For nearly two decades we have worked under the same basic hot dog exclusivity provisions.’

I guess he didn’t have to chase her to the ennnnds of the eaaarrth!

Is that Flash Thompson behind them? Are the other faces in the scene from Spider-Man?

Their whole relationship felt like a gay love story that was edited out by spineless execs. 

You know in the numerous cut scenes from this movie is one where they kiss.

Tim Robinson is a national treasure.

Reject Modernity, Embrace the Weird:

They don't get cheaper flights.  It prevents the sites from jumping up the price when you return to it shopping around. It prevents that cookie they drop on you. 

Slow down. Chew your food.

Maverick had a million callbacks to the original. It follows a ton of the plot beats from Top Gun and had tons of nostalgia bait lines and scenes.

Well, in the sequel it’s established that the Ghostbusters went out of business a couple of years after the first movie, not to mention hit with tons of property damage lawsuits. They never franchised anything. So yeah, Ray definitely lost the house.

Especially at the ridiculous rate of 19%

This is the last of the petty cash. 

Maybe they simply need to TRY HARDER! TRY AGAIN! 

Sorry, but you can never, ever top “CAW CAW BANG FUCK I’M DEAD” as a movie line. They shouldn’t even try.

I feel like the original Crow movie only did well because it hit the 90's zeitgeist so well in aesthetic and soundtrack. Lightning in a bottle, so to speak. Just can’t be reproduced in any other era because you either come off terribly dated or devoid of whatever magic that came with the timing of the original.

Thereby joining the hallowed tradition of shitty Crow sequels.

Super Mario World is just perfect. It’s the ultimate distillation of everything the SMB series brought to video gaming. The level designs are inspired and endlessly inventive. The movement is intuitive, but very deep (you can do SO MUCH with the cape!) The character designs are filled with personality. There are…