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Trumpis the GOP and the GOP is trump. The GOP has gotten away with everything for 40 years. The GOP is the party of old, rich, white guys. Of which Trump is one. Trump is the apotheosis of movement conservatism.  

“It’s someone else’s problem.”

No shit. I showed plenty of neck and nobody denied me of my prize for winning the North Shore Conference varsity math meet. I still have Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions sitting on my bookshelf to prove it.

Terrible guy, Schrodinger. Total loser. Did nothing but sit around playing piano.  There’s no money in that!  Lucy wanted to fuck him so badly but he just sat there.  Probably a “gay.”

This is how you know there aren’t enough women of color in the press pool, as we would be cutting and rolling eyes at this dumb motherfucker so much no words would need to be said. 

The year is 29371 CE.

“The Des Moines Register misquoted me. The AP picked it up. They spread it to all kinds of outlets all around this country. It’s no longer the circumstance in America that, when a newspaper misquotes you, you can call the editor up and they print a correction the next day,” King said, as reported by The Gazette from

After reading for years about preachers and politicians being so vehemently against homosexuality that they have to try it out themselves, I have come to the conclusion that voting against gay rights is the first step for a conservative coming out of the closet.

Jesus, man. I bet you’re fun at parties...

I yelled daaaaaaaaaamn into my phone and in front of my two year old, and I’d do it again.

No instead Gates gives BILLIONS in aid to poor black people worldwide!

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

I hope the lesson he learned is to hit record before they notice you. It’s 2019, get that shit on video. 

I can’t wait for the county to tell everyone that his cam had malfunctioned.

Laws don’t stop anything 100%. Laws are to improve behavior. Do our murder laws do anything to prevent murder? Of course not. But we keep them. If we can pass laws that make it even a little more difficult for people to get lots of high-powered weapons so easily, they'll be worth it.

Well, duh.

Coming from europe, where the standard is a manual, I think the obsession about manuals in North America is quite interesting.

I mean, in a small hatchback a manual is more fun, same goes for a small sportscar. (like the Lotus Elise or a 911 Carrera)

Besides that, an automatic transmission just fits better in any other

Put the racism aside...

The all-caps, inane suggestions for off-roading and lift kits, and overcharging for a “California car” probably means....