Actually, you may want to rethink using the seat covers. Toilet seats are engineered to avoid collecting germs. Paper seat covers are not, and they sit right there in the germy restroom.

I had friend that owned a bar that told me that the women’s room is nastier then any men’s room he’s ever been in. I assume this was the reason why. 

Too many ads with high bandwidth requirements I think. My high end tablet barely has the ram to load this site now. 

We’ve moved on to slip-on sketchers. “Relaxed fit”

Does every C8 come with a pair of non-ironic all-white New Balance sneakers?

I have to believe that ..... there is no way they can fuck that one up

Because the State of New York decided to issue their documents as they see fit.

I have but one weird trick to offer.

You’ll just love Cockney rhyming slang.

Much as I’d love to do that, I still can’t see around the huge fucking SUVs in front of me. ;-)

I was going to say the Vogons would just read their poetry and the Storm Troopers would shoot themselves, but I guess that point is moot in this discussion.

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

She straight up looks like a member of the Dora Milaje (the all-female members of the Wakandan Special Forces, for the non-comicheads...). Elegant, composed, observant, but ready to wreck shit if things go sideways in the House chambers. Kill it, Queen! 

The only thing Hummer does 11 is Chapter.

#fishlopnik

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Now it’s clear why they slept together.

I realize that as a blog Jalopnik rehashes stuff from other sites, but cannibalizing recent content that was on Jalopnik is beyond lazy.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.