I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

Remember when Walt Disney brought the world along for the ride as he built Disneyland in ‘54-’55?

The answer is other products on the website above. The real problem is decor, not people talking. Too many hard surfaces that do not absorb sound, and reflect it back into the room. The result is a room with a long reverberation time. Sound will not decay in such rooms, but continue for several seconds. It will be…

This is Jalopnik. If this had an Acura. or Lexus badge on it, nearly everyone here would lusting over this spy shot. Since it’s a GM vehicle, it’s just another GM bashing circle jerk.

Oh man, I feel for you.

Side note, did it not sound a little flat-planey?

Every car does this, then some twelve year old cracks it with his ipad a month later. 

Hey everyone, if I ever get to this point just put me down. 

He’ll need a map and instructions.

Think of the memoirs that get published when this shitgibbon is finally out of office. 

Being brand agnostic is a blessing. Gives you the freedom to make the right choice, not just the one you’re seeking confirmation bias about.

That State Department “statement” is essentially “thoughts and prayers, Sudan!” They don’t give a shit what happens there.

They continue to do the heavy lifting for us. Not only did she show her whole racist ass, she pretty much doxxed herself. 

Doesn’t mean he’s not a dick though. Pretty sure that’s permanent, courtesy of his genes.

If the name of an establishment looks like whoever wrote it is having a stroke, then I would recommend avoiding it, as a general rule.

The Edgewater Mall has just been bombed with live rednecks!

I actually pulled up behind them at a red light and initially thought they had come to a stop in the crosswalk and then backed up to clear it, forgetting to take it out of reverse afterwards. Trying to explain to them that their rear lights were miswired made me feel like Basil Fawlty trying to communicate with…

“Our customers are pussies and can’t handle how awesome we are” is rarely a winning marketing strategy.

“No, I’m sorry, I don’t see you here on my list. No, please, I don’t need to see your bank statement. Yes, we know you have the money. You’re just not on our list here. You have to be. On the list. This list.”

Umm, gearing makes cars fun to drive? Final drive gear is what matters in your assessment of ‘torque’.