We were calling it the Crystal Bowl.

Duets with dead people are always self-serving*. Nobody’s singing with that unsigned local band they always loved. It’s always some icon way above the living one’s station. It’s like if Geri Halliwell did Imagine with John Lennon. You’re not worthy. And neither is Timberlake.

Also, this:

*This* is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Reformations are always wrong. Unless it’s Girls Aloud.

They did other shows, notably Jo O’Meara (the main singer) becoming Public Enemy #1 in the Celebrity Big Brother house after racist comments, and Rachel making the Strictly Come Dancing final. Rachel also had some great solo hits but it’s her rumba I watch most.

Prince: Fuck you, the rain.

One of those Gaga tweets is complaining to the ticket seller, not the star. Weren’t there any others to include more relevant to the point that ewww, whiny Eurotrash?

Four of sixteen currently: Jonny, Andrew, Jess and Malika.

Yes, yes, that’s all very well but ageism is what matters now, because Germaine Greer is old and it’s horrible, she’s discovered. And it’s ok to whinge when you’re old.

To be fair, the Beatles were as influenced by British music hall.

Jermey Clarkson campaigned for Remain and is as casually racist as they come.

He did say touching a lady’s breast is “childhood stuff.”

I watched that Ashley Judd interview in the early hours of this morning. I was tired but it seemed to be a politician’s interview, part of her stressing the need for healing in a very divided nation. That was just my impression, not saying I agree or anything. She spoke very well in parts.

You should see Ann Widdecombe MP on our current Celebrity Big Brother. It’s frightening.

I googled ‘rare spotted owl.’ There were thousands of them.

Anything Axl Rose whines through is never the best of.

Technically, she’s a Saxe-Coburg.

Most of them also champion Remain and think the working class are all dirty racist scum, while the gap between rich and poor hit its widest point in a century. Protest is for songs, not votes, people.

Antiquated, meaningless and past the sell-by date.