Michael Caine did say that. Then again, Jeremy Clarkson (56) said a lot of things when campaigning for Remain and he’s a racist twat. So balançoires et ronds-points.

Not only did I get that but I also bought it.

An elf and a hobbit on an adventure in the Land of the Golden Award.

But they said that about Elton John once. Well, my dad did in the 70s. Now he’s dead and Elton’s still famous, so who’s laughing now, dad?

I added that in this country we elect those people as Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer but somehow it got cut. I seriously fear for this site's survival.

i READ THAT Sally Jenkins of the Washington Post asked, “Is there anything worse, in any country, than a bunch of entitled young drunks who break the furniture and pee on a wall?”

I have trouble doing that. Once I knew Connery was a wifebeater, I couldn’t watch him as Bond again. One of my favourite books is “Tess” but I can’t watch Polanski’s movie anymore.

A safeword.

I believe I am Donald Trump, so start bowing, all of you.

It died when professional footballers, tennis players and golfers started sucking up the medals amateurs used to spend their lives dreaming of. I don't resent the pros the money they make; I do resent that they couldn't stand not having an Olympic medal in their trophy cabinets.

I liked Pearls Before Swine. I still do.

I could see that and my initial reaction was "common sense" would just let it slide but then I thought, "Well, common sense also says a lot of guys are slobs and won't pay such close attention to hygiene," in which case I'll just sit and watch the women play X-Box while you guys float in 10'x7' of water.

I love that you highlight hypocrisy by implying being violently sodomized by a baseball bat is a thing specifically for girls. Because the bat is a penis, right?

I don't know who that is. I'm such a girl. I do know the USA women have won the FIFA World Cup more times than England's men.

Pth, trash juice laughs at your plastic liner like Alien blood laughs at ventilator shaft insulation.

I chatted with her on adultfriendfinder.

This is what happens when you legalise marijuana. And you have no girlgirlfriend. Maybe you have no girlfriend because you smoke too much weed. Just throwing it out there.

He’s not alone in taking FIFA money for something dodgy, though I wonder what kind of FIFA corruption he thought a movie funded by FIFA was going to expose.

Because of articles and comments about them all over the Internet.

The money could be invested elsewhere and make a profit. I don’t hear America’s armed forces swearing allegiance to Microsoft, or the U.S. national anthem asking God to save Bill Gates. How odd that Americans rejected the political power of the monarchy but think ours is now just a live version of Tussauds. They may…