Also, if you’re adult, Halloween is like Harry Potter: grow the fuck up.

He’ll be hoping he’s not actually Welsh next.

I haven’t read the books or seen the movie and now I know a character is called Katniss Everdeen, I don’t intend to.

Never mind the baby Cowell, Louis tweaking Niall’s nipple is ace. Top lads.

So far I’ve read a lot of comment about Matt Damon but nobody seems to have asked Rupert Everett’s opinion on his Hollywood experience, which if I was a journalist, would be something I’d probably consider worth pursuing. But then I’m not in that industry so what do I know?

Sammy is all I need for my home and office entertainment.

Yeah, wooo, fashion is fun!

Was he going for the ear? I read a G. Gordon Liddy interview where he said a pencil in the ear is a good way to kill somebody. I say good, I mean effective. It’s probably not good.

In Scotland, Ned means something else:

“I’m sorry, Mr. God, but fire and brimstone is not recognised by the system. You need to fill out form S4135B-3 and return it with a processing fee of $7.50 to the address on the form. Please include your contact details, including mobile phone no. and a valid email address, along with a detailed description of your…

Wouldn’t that depend on how close to existing classical compositions their own pieces were? I mean, if Mozart did 12-bar riffs, natch.

Our football hooliganism has been tamed with regulation. Aside from it being very fucking difficult to kill a bunch of schoolkids with a fist, maybe you should try some gun regulation first before bleating about equivalence. And then fuck off yourself.

That’s how I always made peanut butter sandwiches, because it goes with bread and butter better than it goes with chocolate. Who puts salty products with chocolate? Crazy American people, that’s who.

Angelica Huston used copyright law in France to stop distribution of colorized movies without permission of the creator or their heirs and the case changed US law. This seems similar.

This tropical fish is called an Oscar. My dad had two. Suck on that, Leo.

I imagine that’s still a war of one billion vs five billion.

Yoko is wack.

Welllllll, there was Kim Davis’ hair.

Got happy but then sad he was gonna break the gorilla’s heart by leaving.