Now we got bad wind
Shouldn’ta been downwind
Cos I had my din-dins
It was all baked beans

If you wreck it, they* will come.

Is this what they call slut-shaming?

Daniel Craig looks like he used to work for the Kray twins.

OK, OK, so I’m very, very old but I lost my virginity at 14, which didn’t happen by sitting in my room in front of a camera, youtoobies.

Fruit salads count, too, right? Good five-a-day that’s like dessert.

Headline made me think they were doing groupies backstage. Which, probably.

Ashley Madison.

Actually, Yoko, while war is destructive, the clean-up is very lucrative. As Tony Benn outlined, communism won WWII: massive state investment in the means of production and infrastructure, with a highly trained workforce of women in factories and men in the armed forces, which led to 30 years of “never had it so good”…

Also, actors gonna hate. They are great role models for that.

I’d suggest this as the cover of said album. But KG can probably respond in her own way.

My folks bought me Zeppelin II for my 11th birthday (I thought the lemon squeezing thing meant he was peeing) but my first self-bought would be either McCartney’s Red Rose Speedway or Elton’s Don’t Shoot Me, which I bought at the same time.

I’m tall, thin, blonde, can play guitar, have invited friends onto the stage and have written some songs with poor hooks. I’m far more like her than Kanye.

Smarter than the average rock star though.

Right alignment? This is not what a Kanye presidency would be about, is it?

She should patent “No-one controls Kanye.”

I went out with a nurse who wasn’t happy if she wasn’t bleeding after oral. She even got angry when I had to stop one night coz I was drunk and the room was spinning. Flicking would have just annoyed her that I was being some kind of wimp.

I don’t like Flaming Lips but like this, so it all balances out.

What makes you think Nicki is? More dye in her hair? Bigger boobjob? Or is it just because she’s POC? That would be racist, right?

Seems like she won to me. She had the mic and the floor for as long as she wanted. Nicki just had to STFU once they cut her. That’s not winning. And it should also be noted Nicki used the twisted/misinterpreted quote thing previously with her Taylor Swift spat.