He then compared himself to Christ (again)

When she gets here, it’s between me and JK Rowling.

Careful there, you may be making another friend.

What do you call a guy who dates a lion?

It seems like the Guardian is reporting Kinja blogs more than the other way around these days. Blurred lines indeed.

I hate weddings. If you ask your friends to party with your entire extended family, you get everything you deserve for being so desperate for attention. Two different sets of people need two different parties. Stop making it all about you!

And how many of those are by decree of a council? As if rape isn’t horrific enough, you have to make a pathetic false equiv.

Sorry, we gave up on you several slaughters ago. Now it’s a case of isolating the disease to stop it spreading.

Heaven forfend that servers have to do a little extra for that extra bit on the bill we voluntarily pay them.

Harlon Braun sounds like the CEO of SlyTech, the corporation which brought them here.

Is that Roseanne Barr?

I was cheated on once and took some responsibilty for the complex human relationship which caused her to wander. Multiple times says you need to look a little more deeply into this.

Memo to Banksy: it doesn’t have to be dismal.

And then puts $1,000,000 on your bedside table when he leaves.

She is of the unreal so it would cancel out the reality and we’d be left watching a blank screen.

Apart from a short spell from Robbie Williams, for which he required Guy Chambers, Take That did little of distinction solo but we’re somehow greater when they reformed.

That clip is not their fault but the link here is your fault.

Sign says Jesus. Jesus is not God but is a popular Mexican name, I believe.

He’s like Russell Brand in that way.

True and all of the gold stolen from Spaniards or tiny, defenceless islands.