Oh, now they get this, the spoiled brats. Where was all this when I was caught scratching, “Up your bum” into a school desk, eh? EH? I had to erase it myself with a wire brush and scouring powder. It’s so unfair!

They should call the World Series the Pan Am Series. Because it’s the same nations.

Beware, Meghan “All About That Bass” Trainor. It’s a trick. They want you to “kick it,” like they told Charlie Brown to kick the ball. Then just when you’re ready to “kick it like it’s a ball,” they’re going to pull the movie away from you and laugh at you when you fall on your ass.

Also, taking out all the treble and just being about the bass would make people sound unintelligible, like the parents did in Peanuts. That’s not cool.

I’m thinking mashup. Cos I’m all about that piano riff, that piano riff, that piano riff...

For all your home and office appliance repair needs. Word.

The News of the World over here printed the addresses of some paedophiles and an angry mob beat up a paediatrician. That’s vigilantism in a nutshell.

You could say the same thing for legalisation or decriminalisation of drugs. But try finding an any-list celebrity to agree with you on that.

Ice T: soon to have 100 problems.

It started with the Greeks and Phoenicians and ended up with quite a bunch:

I lived there for a while. It was lovely until the serial killer showed up. Also, I can imagine my ex loving the idea of a hike for a first date. Seems like the ideal match.

I’m poor and I wish people would stop dumping him on us. Cultural snobbery, that’s what it is.

That is the worst truncated name. What a wanker.

I got it. That’s why mine was tongue in cheek.

He never said he invented the Internet. He was talking about some Internet intiatives and I believe one of the officials of one of your houses, a speaker or somesuch, made some snide comment about it, then Wired paraphrased that to be that Al Gore claimed he invented the Internet.

Is the candles thing to do with the song, Take Me to the River? Asking for an entire kingdom.

Needs more tornado.

Quite. Textbooks have to be handed back. Schools can’t afford not to take them back. It’s not like we’re rich Yanks with petrol cheaper than a sliced loaf.

Rumours are emerging that they later refused to eat their meat and demanded pudding.

The clockwork orange: