Dex: I’m serious. If you’re hanging out with women as friends, your doing your research in the wrong library.
Dave: What’s wrong with being friends with women?
Dex: Nothing, but getting out of that category of ‘friend’ is harder than like getting out of Alcatraz.

“Question one: In the mid 1960s, the U.S. Army replaced all existing infantry guns with the M-16 rifle, and which fixed-rate, repeat-fire machine gun?”

he still hasn’t come to terms with the fact that America hates him.

You: “Imagine this. It’s a blazing hot day. The sun is beating down. You’ve sweated through your clothes. Steam rises off the blacktop and it feels like your body is on fire.”

“Flippin’” is a cockney expression and Mrs. Harris wouldn’t use it, being from the Scottish borders. “Fucking,” yes, she might say that. She might also be from Glasgow and have moved down to Dumfries, so Twift should beware of any knives on the table.

Take it, dog, most significantly:

When you two get together, there’s gonna be fireworks.

Can you claim a back issue and get a chiropractor to give you a note?

There are some US tourists here who think Scotland is in England.

Kinda reminds me of, “Imagine all the people living life as one...except that wanker, McCartney.”

You’ve got your finger on the pulse.

Pth, Fallon wishes. ‘Ave it:

I’m starting to get as fed up of it as people who have loud phone conversations on public transport. And I’m not even on Twitter.

Or just living below David Guetta would also do it.

This is getting more meta with every comment.

she has isn’t done with school yet

No, I’m just giving an example of an act whose contract doesn’t require them to release an album a year. Which is why they don’t. They can afford to take their time because they’re not in debt to a recording company. But yeah, they are better than The Who these days. Or should I say half of The Who?

“Remember to always forgive your enemies. Nothing will annoy them more than this.” Khloe K. retweets Oscar Wilde.

Some bands had to put out albums every six months because of their contracts. Some bands - The Proclaimers, for example - have contracts which don’t require them to chuck out any old filler - which is most of Tommy and Quadrophenia to my ears - so they can spend time making decent albums. And the last decent Stones…