Especially considering:

That tweet also failed to mention that the Lionesses will be back playing club football next week. As the retired England defender, Faye White wrote in the Guardian:

Even alongside men’s sport, it’s still up there. It would’ve been better if Japan had actually shown up, maybe. They were atrocious and England would’ve given you a better game. :)

Arguable:

Isn’t it just as easy to hide behind an anonymous username and forget all that recent stuff about that flag and the police being trigger-happy on POC and etc etc?

It can happen. I would refer you to the Champions League final 2005 in Istanbul. Liverpool were 3-0 down to AC Milan at half-time but came back to win in a penalty shootout.

I’ve been watching since 1966 and it’s rare for the greatest players in the world to deliver in the big finals. She can stand alongside Pele and Maradona, maybe not in skill level but for outstanding performance, no doubt whatsoever. Scoring from the halfway line is attempted by many but few manage it and certainly…

I think everybody in the USA now knows what a hat trick is.

I would also draw attention to Suarez’s against Norwich, which was part of a hat trick, just like Lloyd’s.

4-1 the most dangerous lead in soccer, folks

I diplomatically avoided mentioning Adam. This is a night for hyperbole, not Stoke City.

Wow, scoring from the halfway line puts you in Beckham and Suarez territory.

That’s your wonderful service economy. Very few dealers would do that here. You’ve got to be grateful they’re even agreeing to sell to you.

Jesus endorses this message.

Can we also get a figure on all the time saved not having to spend that de rigeur half an hour shooting the breeze with your Man before you can get your score and leave? Because that’s not good productivity.

They all have a screw missing.

He did a cool series of ads for Holsten over here:

Accidents happen.

It’s for when the benefits snoopers come round. The Tories are cracking down hard on the scroungers.

We lived on Merseyside when I was a kid so I became a Red. My sis has some real confusion: born in Singapore to English parents but sees herself as Scottish. We see her as the traitorous quisling.