I looked at Tay’s flags and thought she’d just stripped some deck chairs because where are the stars? Then I saw what she did there. I am a mere mortal.

No, I just live here, have done most of my life but born over the border, so best of both worlds: I live in a nice place and get to support a decent football team. :)

Magic Mike XXL?

And their pigtails could get caught in a robot’s cogwheels, leading to an horrific accident.

Peas are cuter.

You also have a Women’s World Cup final to play tomorrow. Maybe we care more about that than Kate Hudson does.

They’re called biscuits here, not cookies. That is why U.S. America has zero friends and it’s all your fault, Siri.

It was 3 points when I was at school but now I think they’ve got it up to 6. I dunno, it’s a stupid game and one the Americans needed to add crash helmets to play.

Sure, we just have to defend the bastards because it’s owned by the British crown. Is that like Guam and the USA?

Serena won a big point in the 10th game of the third set, then reminded a booing Wimbledon crowd who was in charge with a finger wag punctuated by a “don’t try me.”

Probably because they took everything so seriously.

Are you sure you’re not thinking of the Danes and their pastries?

Yes, Abba were formed a long time ago, during the Battle of Waterloo, I believe.

an island with an actual fortress on it in Sweden.

The noise must be a symphonic cacophony, if you add in the guy’s cursing and ow-owing.

I love that the cat’s oblivious, then the guitar falls to add insult to injury.

Wow. My dad was on nukes in the 70s. I always thought I was smarter than him because I got more exam passes at school and went to college. Now I know different. But proud to say I got to go round the top of Scotland from Faslane to Rosyth at fifteen years of age on a trip they let sons go on. It rocked, literally. I…

You’re not reading the right comments sections. I see it a lot.