Are you confusing Irn Bru with Kia Ora?

Unfair to pig dung, I feel.

Tasting toothpaste.

He was watching old episodes of 3-2-1 and thought it’d be a good bit:

Heh, office choob. (I have to spell it that way cos if I said “tube” people would just think I meant youtube, when “ya tube” is another Jockanese insult.

Limmy’s pure dead brilliant bydaway.

It seems more coincidence. I don’t recall any Arabic people in the town back then, though we did have a sizeable Polish population who emigrated after WWII.

Maybe there’s more than one of them.

When I left school I worked in a factory with a guy whose fave sweary phrase was, “Ya cuntin’ whoor’s bastard.”

Hypocrisy is a not a contraceptive, young lady.

I thought it was Zayn.

“Bint” was our local insult vernacular for girls. I’ve no idea what that derived from.

I grew up in a small Scottish town where it’s just another word. It kinda backs up Lenny Bruce’s contention that it’s the suppression of a word which gives it its viciousness. When it’s overused, nobody gives a fuck, ya cunts.

That brightened my day and they’re always a nice reminder that there’s nothing wrong with manufacturered pop bands.

Seems to me your TV evangelists were correct: God will punish the perverts.

Some of the games aren’t even on Three, they’re on the red button, which not everybody can get.

Sepp Blatter recently suggested the women in soccer should wear tighter shorts to get more coverage.

Pussies in soccer? We got ‘em:

Top Gear: The Confederate Years?

I have Margaret Thatcher’s.