Mine too but my dad was over 6” shorter than me, big-footed bastard that he was. I’m guessing his dick looked bigger, relatively-speaking. My ma is still crying at his loss anyway.

I think you have The Youngs confused with The Record Companies.

OMG Apple, thank you sooooo much, I just saw ur tweet and I almost died, srsly, u guys are THE BEST for giving us musicians the royalteez we deserve for ur 3 mnths streeming.

Women write better comments than you, too.

Isn’t that one of those immediate answers people give though? Like tell them to name a colour they say purple; tell them to name a vegetable, they say carrot, and so on. People make a living on stage with this stuff.

They can leave the asbestos. Also, I hope you typed that on your knees, subject.

I guess I should give her kudos for the tacit implication that she sells millions of records to young people who buy iPhones and use social media. Hit them where it hurts.

That all sounds very contractual and a whole bunch of legalese, which is as I’d expect, but Swift appears to be gleaning much “standing up for the little bands” kudos because she twittered about it instead of letting the lawyers sort it out. And a meeting room of lawyers arguing isn’t likely to sell many records or…

Sure. I know where you live. I’ll have it dropped off.

I’m wearing a grey tee shirt. I am Mark Zuckerberg.

Yeah, do some proper research by...erm....turning your tv off.

Also allows for the rhyming of wank bank.

“Getting a fizzy” is quite popular round these parts.

Cook it.

So you were bringing sexy back....from the gym.

They did pay for radio promotion, which they then recouped from the band’s royalties. But Tay probably wouldn’t tell you that.

I get that she probably means well but I’d be more impressed if she’d already spoken out about the restrictive recording contracts labels have with new signings. That would probably involve biting the hand which feeds her though.

Or just get her a console cos gamer guys like girls. Any girls. Maybe one just like mom cos she’s nice and makes them a sandwich.

The navy took my dad away for 3 months at a time so we had a tough time bonding. We didn’t say “I love you” to each other until I was in my 40s but I remember one of his fave jokes with us was, “I love me, who do you love?”

While trying to find a clip I’m allowed to see, I learned that Lifetime described it as, “Inspired by a correct story.” I assume that’s different from a true story.