We know who she is but 1D are bigger. They were on X Factor. Was Swift on American Idol? I dunno, it’s on a niche channel here. The kids probably know them all but olds know the 1D lads, like “one of them wanted to buy a football club” know.

I can’t even see the clip because I’m not over there. When are we going to get entertainment sans frontieres?

Also, he was nutcase like you.

I believe so. I once Photoshopped Gywneth and Chris Martin into one and it was spooky how the dimensions of their faces matched exactly.

It‘s Wales so they’re biscuits, not cookies. Cookie Monster is free to go.

My dad kept tropical fish, Discus and Oscars. While he was on patrol, one of the Oscars died. Ma sent a familygram, “Baby Oscar died.” The navy sent a chaplain and an officer round, thinking she’d lost a baby. “It’s a fish!” she said, rolling her eyes. I don’t think they told him anyway, in case he got too upset.

Did he go into movies? He should’ve gone into movies.

Thanks. He had a good innings and we knew it was coming so we got a chance to say goodbye. Big turnout at the funeral. Submariners are a close-knit bunch.

Me and Ginge, Singapore, c. 1963. He died in Feb so gonna be teary this w/e. Brag: When he was a teen, he made dates with 3 different girls and arranged to meet them all along the same bus route, then watched as the bus went past and he went on the date with the third one. Playa.

It seems like childish foot-stamping to me, too.

They always compare the fact a shooting occurred but fail to compare the reaction in tightening the gun laws. Because that’s what we did after Dunblane. The sports shooters weren’t happy because boohoo, they don’t shoot people - conveniently ignoring that Thomas Hamilton was a sports shooter - but we told them to go…

vapid, talentless, and shallow individuals who have not earned fame or fortune through an ounce of hard work have no place on a show of such caliber

I don’t know why anybody would read it for anything else. When I read it regularly in the 80s, there were the most in-depth interviews with John and Yoko, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, G. Gordon Liddy, the Sandinista leaders etc etc. That’s before the in-depth studies on such things as who’d profit from legalized marijuana…

Trickle-down economics. She will buy a bigger house, which will require more cleaners, who will then spend more money on cinema tickets and popcorn. I think that’s how it works.

And they don’t want to buy albums because filler. That self-indulgent stuff they made us buy as part of their “concept.”

He also wrote the Wombles’ hit, “Remember You’re a Toothbrush,” which led to his hosting the Channel Four breakfast show, The Breakfast Show, with Gabby Logan. He lives with his partner, Danny Baker, who is a footballer for Windsor Athletic. He can’t drive because ginger people are banned from the roads in the UK.

Which is actually creating more water by melting the ice cap. it’s simple logic.

Art is anal: