“With the second overall pick, the Sacramento Kings select ... Goro!”

His chicks are his “left and right”

Jim Harbaugh: [hefts copy of nine page letter]

You mention that the Mavs have a one-game “lead” in the loss column. But the loss-column metric, in ordinary contexts is a way of measuring the extent to which a team controls its own destiny, i.e., if you’re up in the loss column and win out, you finish ahead. But in a tank race, it’s actually the WIN column that…

I told my brother, “go back to Mexico” a lot. We’re both born in California and white. Kids are weird

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Big year for this dude. Roseanne goes back on the air and now this

As a Devils fan I disagree with this article and think Shero needs to have Chiarelli on speed dial.

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

I love this band so much! The dual vocals just make this band so unique and fun.

Draining a three is what, a 40% chance? Not here. It was 100% going to happen. It had to, and it did. RIP.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

“And with 1:11 to go here in the first quarter, Houston adds a field goal to make the score Texans 31 Chargers 7. We’ll be right back.”

Posting snuff gifs is an interesting editorial decision.

I think the point is 50 police officers with sidearms, hell, without sidearms, would have been sufficient to protect the students during this dog and pony show. Coming armed for a siege wasn’t entirely necessary and pretty tone deaf in this case.

It’s never an appropriate celebration song.

After weeks of building up their tolerance to toxic substances by consuming Tide pods, teens have moved on to eating Marco Rubio Alive at CNN Town Hall.

Carl’s criss-cut fries are good.

Elizabeth Swaney is a (Hungarian) national treasure.

What exactly about real fresh cut potato fries in this day and age is less than incredible?