Extremely disappointed that Ecclesiastes Shofar won’t be jerking Biblical dongs anytime soon.
Extremely disappointed that Ecclesiastes Shofar won’t be jerking Biblical dongs anytime soon.
I say this as both a Deadspin commenter and the father of The Emoji Movie: Go fuck yourself.
Any Magic or Hearthstone nerds on staff?
Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.
Just remember, no matter who wins/loses tonight, the Warriors still blew a 3-1 lead.
“I’M RICK JAMES, BENCHED!”