Extremely disappointed that Ecclesiastes Shofar won’t be jerking Biblical dongs anytime soon.

I say this as both a Deadspin commenter and the father of The Emoji Movie: Go fuck yourself.

Any Magic or Hearthstone nerds on staff?

Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.

Just remember, no matter who wins/loses tonight, the Warriors still blew a 3-1 lead.

“I’M RICK JAMES, BENCHED!”