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We really don’t want rain for a little while. The fires are in the hills, if we get rain too soon we’ll have mudslides that will devastate properties just as badly.

Extremely disappointed that Ecclesiastes Shofar won’t be jerking Biblical dongs anytime soon.

I say this as both a Deadspin commenter and the father of The Emoji Movie: Go fuck yourself.

Any Magic or Hearthstone nerds on staff?

Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.

Just remember, no matter who wins/loses tonight, the Warriors still blew a 3-1 lead.

“I’M RICK JAMES, BENCHED!”