In regards to kissing please be careful what you ask for:

“That_Other_Guy is day-to-day with a stair.”

my life is divided into two parts now: the time before yesterday evening when I saw the flying poop for the first time, and everything that will come after that moment.

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

This Edition of the Shadow Deadspin 25 is Appalachian State.

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

Adler’s my last name, dipshit. 

Kinda figured Petchesky would be all over a story about smashing watermelons. 

I will never not take the chance to post the best watermelon video ever.

Fire extinguishers can be dangerous, especially when tampa’d with.

I’m not sure who you are talking about but this article is about Colin Kaepernick who is a good football player.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

1. Beloved pitcher in an Ultra progressive fanbase/city versus

cucks

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

Sieve

‘We were emotionally broken and we didn’t have any football arguments to change the course of events”

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

Lebron is going to sign with Golden State and they will pay the first billion dollar luxury tax.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell