I dunno, Thome had a pretty great career. .276/.402/.554 split with 612 career HRs and 70+ WAR is an easy HOF lock.

North America is a lesser place without Jaromir Jagr.

younger*

He’s probably already an expert at vomiting on people and/or things, so he’s most of the way to Philly sports fandom.

FUCK YOU

kareem, you also live in a world where a reality star is the president

You have to wonder if this performance was just foles gold

We were all born again after that dunk.

I don’t get it, did someone photoshop Vince McMahon’s head onto the CNN logo?

The Gang Goes to a Playoff Game

If your tacos contain shells, lettuce, and/or tomatoes, you shouldn’t eat them on the day they’re made, let alone as leftovers.

2 Things: “then break up the shells and put those on top too” — Drew are you eatting tacos with hard shells like an crazy person?

To the Temecutunnel!

The best helicopter landing I’ve ever seen at a championship event was definitely the one that landed during the Penguins/Blackhawks Stanley Cup in ‘95.

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

No. TOMMY is asleep in the hyperbolic time chamber Bill is the one with the hard on.

No.
You and I just witnessed the results of Drew selling his soul.

The basketball part