Well then...

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

I have to say, despite UCF being #1 in the Deadspin 25 this year and last year and the year before that, the coverage of this team here has been piss-poor.

Actually, I’m pretty sure history has beaten the shit out of the Browns.

He erased his own legacy here

Once Belichick and Ernie Adams have him in a room, they will assume their true alien form and drain every piece of information out of Harrison’s brain that isn’t “just one more rep”

Come on man, if you’re gonna steal a joke, try not to do it from one of the funniest/most popular twitter follows on the internet.

What the fuck, man

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

Catalonia should secede if this is the kind of abuse they’ve been taking. Good god

Sounds like a perfect time to switch to Grid Dogs!

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Dat ass

How else would hockey fans in Toronto know what the Cup looks like?

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

One movie for $9? How is that any different than just buying a ticket?

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.