this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

sprots*

Duh, it’s Europe. It’s probably a METRIC under 23 match.

Sam Hinkie has got nothing on Beane.

Dude!

Yeah, what a heads up play.

trumbone*

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

Imagine my disappointment when I went to Dodger Stadium and there was a supreme lack of Zen-practicing robots, Swedish dwarves, and gun-toting teleporting lesbians.

Fuck the Pens.

But if fans throw Senators on the ice instead of ducks like in this series, it would easily be the more interesting of the two potential match-ups.

the ocean is fucked up

Harvey needs to remember the old adage:

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Or....

You disgust me.

what the fuck is this green puss?