It’s going to be weird to see the new Corvette’s rolling around the streets soon. 

Do I need to take you Outback and shoot you in the Forester?

Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen any manufacturer design their logo on a car as a cut-out of the body work... It’s beautiful. Can’t imagine that it would make it to production on anything, but it’s pretty special.

MINI Coopers look solid on steelies...

The new Defender is available and looks best with the steelies:

What we really need is colour-matched wheels.

This is so boring I’m even going to reply to myself to reinforce the outrage. Good day, sir.

I’m ok with this.

Its only a matter of time before this is “Jalopnik - Democratic or Die”

I’m sad by how prescient this comment is.

When I am doing repeated hard pulls from 30mph to 55mph in heavy suburban traffic during rush hour, will the exhaust note be enough to tell others around me just how large my penis is?

With or without velcro?

How many eights can a C8 see, if a C8 could see eights?

Not going to happen.

Does every C8 come with a pair of non-ironic all-white New Balance sneakers?

How much clam chowder can you fit in the frunk?

They already did that. the base model has no power windows, is a manual, but it doesnt have a 4 cylinder I believe. But thats 33K! Thats why this truck wont sell a lot. Think about even what you get in a base model Ranger or Colorado. Its far more than you get with this truck for thousands less

Obligatory...

I think this thing is going to do very well for Genesis.