Or, actually, they’re fine.

I....
Wait.
Parody, but I am only 85% certain.
If it is, then it is sheer genius in its deadpan delivery.

If it isn’t, then I weep for Kentucky.

Stop. My penis can only get so limp. 

That rear weight bias tho. 

Is it sad that my first thought was, “Hey, that looks really good in black”?

How do you think this guy feels?

“If you were offended by that joke, please fill out your grievance on the back of a 100 dollar bill and then promptly light it on fire.”

Moving production to Mexico - infinite points.

I was going to say “At least you’re not in East Cleveland” but then I looked at the numbers and looks like East Cleveland is not nearly as shitty as Detroit.  Hope you have a garage and a CCW....

This is the pic that keeps on giving. The Honda branded merch t-shirt. The beat to shit rear wheel well. Why the roof rack ? Everything else about the car in general.  The decision to do these pictures at a tiny neighborhood park gazebo.  I hate everything going on here and I can't stop looking at it.  

If it’s anything like scoring against Detroit sports teams, you just kinda wait for them to self-destruct.

Every commute without blowing a tire in a pothole?

Why? Just, why?

Getting back out intact?

gonna look fully sick on my civic!

A sheriffs badge shaped star for you.

I don’t understand the rules of this game.  How does the Corvette score points against Detroit?

Did they write ‘honky lips’ on the passenger rear quarter?

How’s Michigan doing against Kentucky?   Last I read there was two C8s in the impound lot there.