When you’re so rich and you can have Rolls Royce do whatever you want, it really doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks is tacky.

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen coming out of a luxury brand. It looks like the doodling you see on a middle school girl’s notebook, or on a pair of white converse someone drew on with a sharpie.

If you buy a Cybertruck, plan to have random people throw rocks at your windows.  

Thank god it wasn’t this guy.

Somebody should check to see if this one is bullet proof or at least shot-put-through-the-window proof

The driver was also spotted:

Why are the bad guys using guns against the glass? You’re supposed to just throw a ball at it.

Thanks to Lucas, the muzzle flashes also serve as headlights on evening drives.

Or Porsche - who will sadly never aspire to own one.

Oh for fucks sake, it’s not real. its a just a thing to throw at the internet so internet people blog about Tesla during a period of time when there are tons of other things going on.

GUUUUUUH I’m so tired of answering this question. The sources are not hard to find if you look.

Yeah I’m pretty sure nobody wants to tell their egomaniacal boss that lives for manufactured hype - that this particular piece of manufactured hype isn’t a good idea - or even truthful hype. But knowing Musk he probably knew - but just didn’t care.

It’s like naming your daughter Diamond, and then being shocked when she becomes a stripper.

Not all Chadwicks

I believe you mean a fuckwick

Name your kid Chadwick and expect him NOT to be a fuckwit? 

In your defense, you still have your van.

Chadwick even fled the scene and posted the damn video of him and his dad crashing to his Instagram

The asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

Too bad this wasn’t in Florida.  We’d be talking about hanging Chadwick.